Thing Corrin likes #6:
Hudson River Park, Pier 45
Undoubtedly the safest place for a girl to lay out in her bikini on Manhattan Isle.
Located on the Hudson River off of Christopher Street in West Greenwich Village, the liberal culture of the neighborhood reaches all the way out to the tip of this 850-foot long pier. Built in the spring of 2002, the wood boardwalk, seating areas, shade structures and grass lawn still appear as if brand new. At the foot of the Pier is the Regatta Cafe where you can grab food and drink or board the NYC Water Taxi for a tour around the city. The “interactive water feature” at the end of the pier- basically some standing shower heads that spritz water – is where a majority of the men who prefer men choose to sunbathe and mingle amongst themselves.
It is an understandable assumption that if a young woman were to go to a public park in New York City, and lay on a towel in just her bathing suit, she will get verbally harassed. Even in transit, the bow of your halter bikini sticking out of your top is enough to provoke a male passerby to make an inappropriate comment or gesture. I spent two thirds of my summer not working on my tan in order to avoid this feeling of violation. I have visited New York enough throughout my life to learn that getting cat-called while walking down the street doesn’t necessarily mean I’m “beautiful” or “daaaaaaaaayummm”-worthy… because even if dressed in a burlap sack, just as long as I have a blond ponytail and two X chromosomes, being verbally harassed in the city is an inevitable consequence of being female. Like menstruation.
So over time, I’ve learned that the safest course of action is to respond with a half-smile or just pretend I am deaf. Often this results in a “What? No thank you?!” or “Okay… I get it… Aight, princess” – which I’ve grown accustomed to as well. Yet I always wonder what would happen if I were to stop and engage the random man/group of men. But alas, I refuse to explore this question and would rather leave it up to the people at MadTV. A friend showed me the below MadTv skit on YouTube after discussing this common issue. If you are curious and want a true-to-life experience of what being a female in the city must be like, check it out. The performance is so accurate, I honestly find it uncomfortable to watch.
(SPOILER ALERT!!: Thankfully I can take solace in that “Darrell” is played by a very talented female comedian by the name of Nicole Randall Johnson.)
But at the Hudson River Park’s Pier 45, a girl’s worries melt away along with her chap stick. Let me paint a picture for you. My apartment in New York is located a mere 4 blocks from the Hudson River. When my very attractive and petite aforementioned female friend came to visit me one weekend, we wanted to lay out. She was feeling wary of wearing a bikini in the city, given that she is blessed with a large bosom relative to her very small body. Her mother back in Jersey was also not comfortable with the risk of her getting harassed. I assured her safety within the confines of said sanctuary, where her glorious knockers would not garner attention. Within one block of leaving my apartment, she received an enthusiastic “NICE TITS!!!” from an older male, who was regrettably protected within his moving car from my pepper spray and flailing fists. BUT only about 1/8th of a mile later, when comfortably settled on Pier 45, sprawled on our beach blankets in our bikinis… absolutely… nothing… happened. Even after 3 hours. No comments. No awkwardly long stares. No discomfort. Just grass, sun and impeccably groomed men who wouldn’t give us the time of day. GLORIOUS.

















